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Ah, Valentine's Day, is the most romantic day of the year. For some, it's a day filled with love, chocolates, and heart-shaped balloons. For others, it's a harsh reminder that they're single and ready to mingle with a pizza and a Netflix subscription. But fear not, my fellow singles, for we are about to embark on a journey of self-love and laughter this Valentine's Day! Let's start with a humorous take on being single on Valentine's Day. Picture this: while couples are sharing candlelit dinners and exchanging sweet nothings, we singles are mastering the art of self-love by enjoying a delightful date with our true love – a tub of ice cream. Who needs a significant other when you can have a tub of mint chocolate chip to keep you warm on a chilly February evening? As the world succumbs to the pressure of buying roses and heart-shaped trinkets, we singles can proudly proclaim that our only commitment is to ourselves – and maybe our pet goldfish. After all, who n...

Breaking up? Ah, the sweet symphony of singledom awaits! Picture this: you, the undisputed champ of your own life, shrugging off heartbreak like it’s last season’s fashion. Why? Because you, my friend, have reached peak IDGAF level. Buckle up, buttercup, as I unveil the hilarious reasons why I’m unbothered by breakups and how I’ve achieved a PhD in the art of not giving a flying fajita. 1. Emotional Rollercoaster? Nah, I Prefer Actual Rollercoasters: Breakups are like rollercoasters; they make your stomach drop and leave you screaming for your mama. But guess what? I’ve got a season pass to the amusement park of life. Who needs emotional loops and twists when you can have the real deal? I don't know, maybe? 2. Netflix and No Chill: Remember those Netflix and chill nights? Well, now it’s just Netflix, and the only thing getting steamy is my favorite cup of tea. My couch has become my best friend, and I’ve binge-watched so many shows that I’m practically a TV show encyclopedia. Want ...

Ah, the exhilarating world of dating! It's like a rollercoaster ride, filled with twists, turns, and the occasional anger tantrum. Yes, you heard that right. Dating isn't all roses and chocolates; sometimes, it's more like a comedy show starring your partner's inner diva. But fear not, dear reader! Today, we're diving headfirst into the delightful topic of dating during temperamental moments and learning how to steer the ship toward smoother waters. Picture this: you and your date are enjoying a lovely meal at a cozy restaurant, and suddenly, they unleash a tantrum fit for a toddler denied their favorite toy. It might be tempting to hide under the table, but hold on tight; there's a method to the madness! UUU! They just make me so mad!  1. The Art of Active Listening When your date starts to blow their fuse over seemingly trivial matters, channel your inner therapist. Lean in, nod sympathetically, and let them vent. Even though their complaints may sound like ...

In the digital age, where swipes replace smiles and emojis substitute for heartfelt conversations, the realm of online dating beckons. Is it a whimsical hoax that fuels our modern cynicism, or does it indeed serve as a genuine avenue for kindling real, lasting love? Strap in as we embark on a laughter-laden journey through the tangled web of online dating, exploring its comical quirks, heartwarming anecdotes, and everything in between. Chapter 1: The Quest for the Perfect Profile Picture Ah, the classic struggle of choosing the perfect profile picture. Will it be the one with the pet cat, to showcase your nurturing side, or the epic hiking shot, implying an adventurous spirit that's only slightly exaggerated? Join us as we recount the trials and tribulations of curating a digital persona that walks the fine line between genuine and downright ridiculous. Chapter 2: The Art of Crafting the Bio A single paragraph to encapsulate your essence? Challenge accepted! From aspiring poets to ...

Today, I want to share with you a topic that's close to many of our hearts: the struggle of wanting a relationship but not actually doing anything about it.   Ah, yes, the classic dilemma of wanting companionship but not wanting to put in any effort. It's like wanting to lose weight but not wanting to exercise or eat healthily. We've all been there, haven't we? Let's start with the obvious: dating apps. Swipe left, swipe right, match, message, repeat. It's like a never-ending cycle of disappointment and boredom. And let's be real, sometimes the idea of going on a date is more appealing than actually going on a date. So we swipe and we match and we message, but then when it comes time to actually meet up, we suddenly become very busy and forgetful.    And then there's the old-fashioned way of meeting people: going out and socializing. You know, actually leaving the house and interacting with other human beings. But let's face it, sometimes our couch a...

  Greetings, dear readers! Today, we're going to take a lighthearted look at the wonderful world of first dates. Strap in, grab a snack, and get ready for some laughs! What a scene! First dates are like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get. Will it be a pleasant surprise, or will you be left with a bitter taste in your mouth? The excitement, the anticipation, the nerves, it's all part of the experience. One of the most common first date scenarios is the classic dinner and a movie. Seems simple enough, right? Wrong. The number of awkward silences that can occur during a two-hour movie is truly astounding. And let's not forget the struggle of trying to eat something that won't make a mess while also attempting to look cute and charming. But fear not, because there are plenty of other first date options out there. How about a hike in the great outdoors? Fresh air, beautiful scenery, and the chance to bond over a shared love of nature. Just make ...

  Hello readers! Today, we're going to talk about something that we all know deep down, but still forget to practice - being better for ourselves, not for others. Let's face it, most of us spend a lot of time trying to impress or please others. We dress up, speak a certain way, and behave in a particular manner, all to gain the approval of those around us. We do things we don't like, eat food we don't enjoy, and even pursue careers we're not passionate about, all because we want to fit in with the crowd. But what if I told you that trying to be better for others is not only futile but also a waste of time? Think about it - if you're trying to please everyone else, you're never going to be satisfied with yourself. You'll constantly be chasing someone else's version of success, instead of pursuing your own dreams and aspirations. Being happy and being yourself So, here's a suggestion - why not focus on being better for yourself? Think about what ma...

  When you get the girl,, then lose her  H ow does that happen, you may ask? Well, simply put, you get the girl of your dreams and you're all in the clouds about your amazing love story then BOOOOM!!! INSECURITIES, LOW SELF-WORTH AND YOU GUESSED IT. FINANCES make the dream a not-so-reality with living. It all starts when you find the girl and you promise her all the cliches in the world, love happiness stability. Like, yeah that's all possible, right? WRONG!!! This is the real world and such doesn't exist. I know what you gonna say: Oh Simo why do you gotta be hating on love?  I actually love it, to be honest, it's just complicated-cue the groaning emoji  But hey, why do we let such insecurities ruin our chances of love? Well, coming into this article I didn't really feel the need to be well, LOUD AND ALL. BUT COME ON!!!! Y'all can relate to when the ONE- the one who comes into the room and all you see is them.  I for one had the same reaction, SIMP we call it. ...

Why girls back to bad boys M y best friend was in a tiff with her boyfriend and they split up..TEMPORARILY. That's highlighted for a short time considering it happened a week ago. She was crying and asking me why men are so mean and hurtful  he he I got my mad emojis on when chatting with her to show solidarity. T hen she calls me jana akinishow that wamerudiana . :-| yeah yeah nilikuwa neutral  no emojis added thank you! " wow am happy for you", nili - mshow . " thanks bestie kuni - help", she replied. I'm not that happy but look! he broke her heart because..dare i say it  THE bro BE ALL INSECURE!!. S ure she forgave him but i couldn't understand..:-0 WHY DO SOME GIRLS GO BACK TO BAD BOYS? I mean i know the n**** got issues but bro! How the hell do you make a chile cry all night about you then expect aku - forgive in one day?? Hehehe kweli penzi ni kipofu .! I slept well by the way. Nah ! I couldn't sleep a wink!! Na- imagine the guy al...