It’s not like we’re married



After a long silence of reflection I return with shocking news about relationships. I will intrigue; I will shock as well as entertain. Oh! Don’t forget make y’all guilty parties know you aren’t in the right no more. Yes, it’s a dawn of new relationship issues that will be based on…You guessed it:  Relationships.
So, my pal Vince dates a beautiful girl by the name of Angela. They are what I would call a blissful marriage material couple in the making, if you ask me. Love was flowing like a sweet river in its youthful stage. Passion was driving them crazy and burning in their eyes…as well as in the eyes of the others. Yes, there were others in the relationship.” Don’t act shocked! It happens.” Vince said when I was completely swept away by the lack of emotion on his part.

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How the relationship is well,,communal
Ideally, I’m supposed to come up and say, “What in God’s green earth are you saying?” (Clearly, I’m trying to keep composure here, OK? swearing isn’t really my thing). “Oh relax Simon! IT’S NOT LIKE WE ARE MARRIED!?” Vince had lost it! And when I asked Angela, I was expecting a crying escapade but no way! She just looked like she was, well in the know. “I don’t believe you still thing faithfulness is a thing of the present Simon.  It’s what we call an open relationship. He has his, I have mine.”





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ratio 1:2 or more
So what? Girl and boy+girl= DISASTER! What?? OK, so the whole open relationship thing stands out these days but does everyone apply? I believe not! The few people who do believe in faithfulness will agree that this is ridiculous. And if you have an open relationship out there, well for you! Maybe when you get married, your baby mama won’t mind sharing your marital bed too. After all, YOU ARE NOT COMMITTED TO HER, SO WHY BE FAITHFUL?



I told you it would be shocking, not like I’m shunning you all to damnation, but I think it’s just to challenge yourself: why cheat when its easy? Try to do the hard stuff and be faithful. Even if ITS NOT LIKE YOU'RE MARRIED, you owe that person some bit f dignity.


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hmm i don't about you, but if I'm the guy, id really RUN AWAY!


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