Breaking Up? IDGAF and Here's Why
Breaking up? Ah, the sweet symphony of singledom awaits! Picture this: you, the undisputed champ of your own life, shrugging off heartbreak like it’s last season’s fashion. Why? Because you, my friend, have reached peak IDGAF level. Buckle up, buttercup, as I unveil the hilarious reasons why I’m unbothered by breakups and how I’ve achieved a PhD in the art of not giving a flying fajita. 1. Emotional Rollercoaster? Nah, I Prefer Actual Rollercoasters: Breakups are like rollercoasters; they make your stomach drop and leave you screaming for your mama. But guess what? I’ve got a season pass to the amusement park of life. Who needs emotional loops and twists when you can have the real deal? I don't know, maybe? 2. Netflix and No Chill: Remember those Netflix and chill nights? Well, now it’s just Netflix, and the only thing getting steamy is my favorite cup of tea. My couch has become my best friend, and I’ve binge-watched so many shows that I’m practically a TV show encyclopedia. Want ...